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Average

Arguably Adelaide’s best duo of that name, Average has definitely been performing for around 4 years. Described as “alright”, “yeah I saw those guys” and “who the hell are you and what are you doing here?” Average occasionally gets enough laughs to justify their over-inflated opinion of themselves. Look out for them begging for a few bucks on your street corner as they desperately try to scrape together enough petrol money to get them to their next gig. Having never been good enough to justify an actual review, Average continue to share their hastily-assembled musical comedy rubbish with audiences who don’t seem to know any better. Are they really that terrible? Come along and find out for yourself you lazy bastard. Fuck you.

This review was written by Joel when he was drunk and at his most forgiving.