Tag Archives: Mark Tripodi

The Coo of Kphlupthy

Written on August 25, 2013 at 6:57 pm, by

I. An Unnamed Danger It is a great mercy and a great pity that our human, fleshy bodies and minds, filled with oozing and settling effluence, bladders and shadow pockets, are entirely incapable of fully putting together all the true horrors of existence, such as that we are fleshy bodies filled with oozing, settling, bladders, Continue Reading

Are You The Cake Boss? (By Mark Tripodi)

Written on August 5, 2013 at 2:28 pm, by

This week, it’s a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story! Remember those? Time to get choosing: It’s your birthday. Happy birthday to you. That’s what you would be saying to yourself if you were someone else. But you’re not someone else, you’re you, with all those weird body things you have. You’re getting older, and that weeping thing you Continue Reading