I’ve started reading 6 books last year and even finished 2 of them, I’ve taken up knitting and got my daily screen time down to 2.5 hours. In the year 2027, that is as close as we can get to enlightenment.
Truly, I’ve even beaten off some of the undiagnosed ADHD accusations with just sheer willpower.
If there was any year that I was going to say something truly profound, and beyond my usual low bar of “it was like totally like random vibes”, it would be this year.
My 2027 tour I’ve Said it Once and I’ll Say it Again” is my gallant, if not slightly vain, attempt to say something on stage that is worth repeating. Failing that, it will be the usual frantic, fast-paced stand-up, but I might chuck in some smart-sounding words in the mix, like “hubris”.
See you there!
