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Hardball Interviews: Groot

By August 24, 2014 No Comments

We all know Groot, the sentient tree member of the Guardians of the Galaxy. But how much do we really know about him? Who, really, am Groot? I sat down recently to have a face-to-bark conversation.

 

So, Groot, what’s been happening recently?

I am Groot.

That’s fascinating. The movie seems to be doing well, both in the box office and also receiving some great critical acclaim. Have you enjoyed the response so far?

I am Groot.

What was it like shooting the movie? Was it a fun set and did anyone play pranks?

I am Groot.

No kidding! How did he react?

I am Groot!

[Laughter] Sounds like the movie was a lot of fun. Switching tack now, what do you think about the Gaza situation?

I am Groot.

That would probably solve some of the issues, but…

I am Groot.

Oh wow. Just… I’ve never really thought of it in those terms before. Truly an amazing insight which, I think, would solve the problems there once and for all. Have you thought about using your popularity to become a UN ambassador?

I am Groot.

Naturally. Any thoughts on the latest developments in Ferguson, Missouri?

I am Groot?

Personally, I agree with you one hundred per cent and I hope the mayor of Ferguson hears you. And what about Australia’s own issues, now that you’ve spent some time here?

I am Groot.

Yikes! [Laughter] I hope Tony Abbott isn’t listening in.

I am Groot.

Of course, you do have a unique position on the logging industry as well.

I am Groot!

Indeed. Before we close this interview, what about all your new fans, particularly the younger kids. Any words for them?

[Pause]

Take your time…

I am Groot.

Beautifully said. It was a pleasure to chat with you.

I am Groot.

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